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first of all, she’s okay!! but literally right after my last post, i got a call that my best friend here had suffered a heart attack 😀 she’s only 26. i’m still in shock!!! we’re laughing & joking about it now and sending each other stupid memes, but jesus. i’m just so incredibly relieved she got help in time. what an evening!!
Don't Phunk With My Heart by Black Eyed Peas · Monkey Business
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luckily no IRLs use bopdrop anymore lol I’d be rightfully clowned but this slapssss
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i had such a weird dream, i was on holiday in the south of france w Blake Lively but someone tipped the police off that i smuggled coke & 3MMC :/ i didn’t (sadly) but me and Blake were constantly chased by this aggressive french guy on a vespa which is not the vibe. we paraglided to this dune/beach area on the other side of a mountain and started looking for empty beach houses to hide in which is when we ran into George W Bush who was sunbathing in a tiny bikini. he guided us to another house where we ran into 5 bopdroppers (yes i dream about you sexc ppl) & the british guy from white lotus. together they beat up the vespa policeman and gave us the best croque madame! blake & i brought 2 of the bopdroppers w us and went to our fancy resort for cocktails
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lovely day!! :) have a great thursday everyone!! finessed my way into the most amazing wfh spot yet i think! would you rather spend a day on a boat or at the beach?
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meeting one of my celebrity crushes tomorrow for a coffee, also just found out from the friend that introduced us he is unfortunately into men #youwinsomeyoulosesome i am open for a lavender marriage
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oddly specidic but my go to song when baking eggs
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songs produced by steve lacy are always so chill <3
