first date horror stories part ??? because i genuinely cannot keep track anymore 30 minutes into the date, he gets a call that his friend is blackout drunk, has puked all over himself and needs someone to pick him up. by chance, this friend happens to be in the café opposite my house, so I walk along the guy sees us, starts speaking exclusively chilean spanish + he’s so drunk it’s even harder to understand, then he tries to give me a hug. COVERED IN PUKE i swear to god there better be something really fucking good waiting for me in life because what is all this 😭
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today my friend reminded me of the time in 8th grade we did a model of the water cycle together and somewhere along the way we got some of the labels mixed up so like half the information was completely wrong but our sub (usual teacher was gone on maternity leave) gave us a B+ anyway bc of the sheer amount of glitter glue and pipe cleaners we decorated it with. i feel like there is a deep life lesson hidden in that Guys you might make mistakes sometimes but if you make tiny versions of yourselves out of cardboard sipping pony bead lemonades on a glitter beach then it might be fine actually
great morning of bad bunny in the car and playing the Maria’s at work :’)
luckily no IRLs use bopdrop anymore lol I’d be rightfully clowned but this slapssss
i had such a weird dream, i was on holiday in the south of france w Blake Lively but someone tipped the police off that i smuggled coke & 3MMC :/ i didn’t (sadly) but me and Blake were constantly chased by this aggressive french guy on a vespa which is not the vibe. we paraglided to this dune/beach area on the other side of a mountain and started looking for empty beach houses to hide in which is when we ran into George W Bush who was sunbathing in a tiny bikini. he guided us to another house where we ran into 5 bopdroppers (yes i dream about you sexc ppl) & the british guy from white lotus. together they beat up the vespa policeman and gave us the best croque madame! blake & i brought 2 of the bopdroppers w us and went to our fancy resort for cocktails
lovely day!! :) have a great thursday everyone!! finessed my way into the most amazing wfh spot yet i think! would you rather spend a day on a boat or at the beach?
