first date horror stories part ??? because i genuinely cannot keep track anymore 30 minutes into the date, he gets a call that his friend is blackout drunk, has puked all over himself and needs someone to pick him up. by chance, this friend happens to be in the café opposite my house, so I walk along the guy sees us, starts speaking exclusively chilean spanish + he’s so drunk it’s even harder to understand, then he tries to give me a hug. COVERED IN PUKE i swear to god there better be something really fucking good waiting for me in life because what is all this 😭
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#platoniculespiritweek day 4 i’d love to form the most cliché 2000s boyband imaginable and i think i’ve got a pretty solid lineup @mrkevku — the heartthrob, obviously @j4zza17i — the natural comedian, keeping the interviews entertaining @mallon — the mysterious one, mostly because we're still trying to decipher the scottish @adamdaly231 — the golden voice, carrying us through the ballads @castro — the dancer, making the rest of the group look good by association and i'll be our gustavo rocque, securing the record deals, organising the world tour and collecting my very reasonable 40%
#platoniculespiritweek i don’t think anyone would be surprised to hear that i’d love to go back to brazil, but i’d especially love to visit the sweetest @larixcabral!! i feel like we’d have the loveliest time together. brazil is honestly the most beautiful country in the world to me, and there’s still so much more i’d love to see and discover. as if i needed another reason to go back hahaha
#platoniculespiritweek day 2 if britney ever decides to tour again, i’m taking @karateman with me. praying for a miracle because that would legit be the highlight of my life
last day in paris!!! on a mission to get my friend a PSG hat & let her see the light (she hates them) for the past few days we’ve literally eaten only foods like mexican spanish korean and chinese, all cuisines we don’t have in the south of france lmao! literally heartbroken i won’t be able to go to a taqueria or hotpot any time soon 💔
kisses from paris!! super nervous, i wanna get into a fulltime job w Dior (im just doing the art installations projects w them rn) & im meeting w my company mentor to talk about it!! im actually really nervous for it tho, we only have 20 minutes, she’s the president of europe for the company which is lowkey hella intimidating & i came all the way to paris for this so i feel the pressure aaaaaaa pray for me pls
it’s a safaera kinda night, sadly i can’t indulge in the level of debauchery this song calls for on a monday evening. south american summer can’t come soon enough!! mentally already there, a few shots deep, shaking my bum
day in st jean cap ferrat!! it was my friend emma’s birthday, had a lovely afternoon tea
#platoniculespiritweek day 3 jasmeet (@j4zza17i) is 100% DJing my wedding. shoutout to our shared playlist because that’s all the proof i need that i’d be in good hands. the perfect mix of hip-hop, reggaeton and whatever else gets everyone dancing. i trust this man with my life and, more importantly, the aux at my wedding
