@averagepit
i’m going to a punk show saturday night and last time i saw this band i ran beneath a dude wearing nothing but tightie whities and that’s the standard i have for any concert now
Tyler Straka
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Genres
Bopdrops
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don’t let my friends know i like a country song or i’ll be a meme for the rest of my life 😮💨
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i got 2 teeth pulled today and i’m in rough shape someone send mac n 🫕
@averagepit
can i put “scaring the hoes” on my linkedin 🧐
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self motivation
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road trip essential 🤧
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i love how many people in my life assume i’m gay, i’m not upset by it at all, i just knew if i was gay i’d get laid way more than them 💀💀💀
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i want candy painted rims on a hummer 1 💀
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steampunk strip club in C Major
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i need to watch kiki’s delivery service again 😭 it’s been so long, i’ve been too obsessed w ghost in the shell
@averagepit
it’s not 38 in wisconsin it’s 75 in california and i’m riding a skateboard down my suburban street like i’m in a pop punk music video
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burping farting chewing rocks abolishing capitalism blending peanut butter and drinking it straight
