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The Imperial Duan Court will now decide your fate
Cheese
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Genres
Bopdrops
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hey alexa how to be reincarnated as the lotus flower
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i’ll slap the shit outta anybody for a dime of sour from 2011
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My LDS neighbor who has no job and isn’t doing well with his basketball card dropshipping biz knocks on my door every damn day like Isabella from Phineas and Ferb even though I set boundaries. On my Saturday off, he and his buddy woke me up chatting about colors for “boy’s bedrooms,” “girl’s bedrooms,” and “prayer time+babymaking.” The friend brought me a Boyd K. Packer sermon book, which felt nice until I read two pages of that garbage. I gave them Kava, and in their stupor, they confessed they do Yaba (meth+caffeine) on the regular to “take the wickedness out.” They offered me pressed ice, which I declined because 1) That’s a fent overdose waiting to happen, 2) I’m already wired off nicotine, 3) They definitely just wanted some dick and I’m not about to hook up with closet Mormons who handed me a book basically saying I should kill myself for being brown and queer. Atp I really wanted them out so I made them watch ASMR Labubu C-section videos until they got uncomfortable and left.
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Sza just dropped Lana? why were they beefing in the first place…?
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successfully did my one (1) social activity today and played rugby even though i told myself i would stop. i’ve been playing since HS and it has now become difficult to get up from bed in the mornings bc of all the pain. i also probably have just a teeny bit of brain damage from the repeated concussions, if you can’t tell. also, i met one of the grandkids of the creators of the original Clue boards (TIL it was originally called cluedo) and they make six figures off advertisements on their shitty IG page where they write AI-generated “micropoetry.” what the fuck gang, where is my bag? fukkit for six figures you can put one of those neuralinks on me to suck the micropoetry out of my brain dry and then hit my killswitch for all i care. i should start making haikus - i bet i can cook up sumn interesting watch this: break this anguished loop slutty macbook pic SAVE ME throw us in The Soup counting syllables by clapping my hands in the back of this bus makes me look like a toddler
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thinking of buying a ghillie suit just to catch the big ass possum chilling in my backyard as my pet. i’m thinking either Peter, Lucy, or Derp for the name
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i can’t take it anymore i’m so fucking sick ijust ate a shit ton of rare meat and a modelo #boydinner
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no hay banda
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yes the rumors are true: it will get better one day
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today i’ve eaten 4 ants. tomorrow i will try for 5-6. thank you guys for all your support on my journey
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squandering with impertinence
