@ellieshamlian
@ellieshamlian
maintenance is still here i cannot they are so annoying the whole place smells like cigarettes now☹️character development at its finest though because i used to be debilitated by any mention whiff or otherwise of smoking/drugs. like wouldn’t touch/wear the color green bc it’s the color of weed type paranoia (insufferable) (more normal now) (kind of)
@ellieshamlian
THIS IS FUNNY PLZ DONT PITY US when me and tori (twin if u didn’t know) were really young, we went to the doctor and they gave her a shot. when she got it, i cried. flash forward and we had twin anxiety attacks today, which i genuinely think is really cute in a messed up skins uk type of way <3 in brighter news the big teddy bear guy at pilates called me angel today, which instantaneously cured all my harry-related issues! and my friend was emptying her bag and takes out a pack of camels and goes “oh sorry, polish cigarettes” EXCUSE ME?? seventh grade me would’ve been holding my breath whenever she got near me (i was utterly unwell… as opposed to now when i am the picture of stability!) but today i did not bat an eyelash! and i’m entering my loving green era which is fun bc i used to be scared of it (color of weed). despite my fear of most drugs i need to do shrooms desperately and asap as i think it would make me unstoppable! enlightened ellie era?
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hypothetical question if over the wknd a man points out that you don’t have a drink and says “we need to fix that” (and was gonna buy you one until your friend sadly showed up with a drink for you) and you tell him to befriend your sister (long story but it makes sense if you’re me) and he then goes out of his way to find her post-wknd just to tell her that he saw you and was happy to hear you’re excited for law school even though they are not friends… is it wrong to think that’s not strictly platonic?? i never anticipate anything beyond platonicness but am told that this may be beyond the call of friendship (also it’s crazy i saw him this weekend bc i was randomly at a w place i’ve never been to out of the way from us both)
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yo um we just watched a tupac biopic in my night class and… he kinda fine i cannot lie to you guys! also in my econ class there’s this kid who always whispers to himself and makes noises (think brick from the middle) and i have felt his eyes burning into me multiple times but didn’t know if it was real and today i turned and he was fucking staring into my soul which made me want to leave! at least hot golf boy is still in the class to keep me grounded! also kate said i can apparently go to london with my passport so is suggesting that as a trip… idk what do u guys think: london, canada, lake placid, nyc, boston, miami (her picks!) idk i am tempted to leave the US so i can get sloppy drunk and not have the hangxiety that comes with embarrassing myself in front of people i know! but i am open to input! have a good night i’m going to do work and then run and then shower and then lie in bed and then hopefully have a nice dreamless night!
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(just an itty bitty little bit hot)😺
@ellieshamlian
we love all colors❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 shapes and sizes🐭🐳 except steve’s new girlfriend👩🏼🦰👩❤️💋👨 who’s a FUCKING SLUT❌ #rapgod probably the best song posted for this day if i do say so myself!
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my cowboy boots/hat came today and they’re SUCH a slay like normally when i look in the mirror i want to vom (still sexy tho) but even i could not look away. the mirrorball earrings are so cute and the dress is hot af too (kate told me i looked hot) but it’s open kinda on the side and i asked my cousin and she said you just don’t wear anything under it but idk that just feels iffy to me… there are children around! and the robe for my other potensh look came and kate said “wow… u can save that for your wedding night” which felt like slut shaming and anti feminist! she does not see my vision! however i am once again stressing ab my boston calling tix bc NO ONE CAN GO all my friends are traveling or studying or just generally being buzzkills! so advice would be welcomed bc i cannot afford to no show another concert, harry will murder me. FINALLY HERE ARE SOME THINGS MAKING ME HAPPY LATELY: bought jean shorts (needed), big lipped pete davidson farmers market vendor, taking cold showers!
@ellieshamlian
do you ever just grasp a fish and feel its scaliness and feel content (no animals were harmed in the making of this caption)
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YOU WANNA GUESS THE COLOR OF MY UNDERWEAR YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I GOT GOING ON DOWN THERE this song is so cunty and i need to hear it at a club while i’m making out with a man that slightly hates me ❤️
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just for a tmi update on my night i woke up with my underwear mysteriously gone. talked to my friends mom when i woke up and apparently that was because i peed myself, plus I threw up and fell multiple times (one time i took my friend down with me). this is a real low point in the life of ellieshamlian (not to mention they apparently watched me sleep for a bit to make sure i was breathing) i feel like a bad person this is the worst i want to die i need to not do shots anymore but i did get a funny voicemail from my friend when she lost me (i was throwing up in the street) while she was with this guy and she said to him “i’m not kissing you again until i find my friend!!” so friendship goals i suppose? this is so humiliating i suck i need to stop drinking to mask my insecurities at the bar
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my roommate is gonna be gone til wednesday and god this means i’m gonna be talking to myself sooooo much the next few days
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having an ethical (?) dilemma? so my boss’s father passed away unfortunately :( and normally i would go to the wake without a second thought but it’s like 1.5 hours away and i’ve only been working there for like 5 months so i don’t know him super well. the other guy at the office (both middle aged men) offered to carpool with me but something about 3 hours round trip alone with a middle aged man feels off to me and he’s never given indication that he’s creepy or anything but the idea makes me squirmy so yeah thoughts are appreciate xx
