who tf am i supposed to goof off with while working from home when dean goes back to college in a few weeks? lame. that means i’m going to have to annoy him even more in the evenings🫡

Mateo
@itsteo
Genres
Bopdrops
i cut my finger chopping veggies this afternoon and dean had to take me to the emergency room. a casual 11 stitches😸
currently at the drive in with pretty hiking girl. idk. i might have to wife this one🤞🏼
buenos dias😈 what’s everyone’s favorite bad bunny song??
had a dream that i was in mario kart 7 and got ran over by princess peach on rainbow road. then wario and toad were laughing over my mangled body while shy guy was rushing over in an ambulance. idk what i’m supposed to do with all that🏎
nah cuz why did my ex send me this song on a random wednesday afternoon😭 i ain’t got time for this bruh
i feel bad for not being active on here:/ dean and i moved apartments this weekend. our last place was definitely haunted and i’m pretty sure we just took the ghost with us. if y’all have any name ideas for our ghost drop them down below👇🏼
woke up early and went skating with the bro @itsyaboydean before work 🃏🎱
i’m back😈 work has been hella busy since i’ve been back from my week off. also, y’all’s assumptions about @itsyaboydean are killing me🤣
alright, so i wanted to let y’all in on the lore behind myself and everyone’s new favorite @itsyaboydean. dean bean and i met about 20 years ago when he came into the world. our mom’s have been best friends since they were kids and basically raised us as brothers. i even share an apartment with the guy, so hmu if y’all want me to sell u locks of his hair or sum😌 ahaha love u brotha🫶🏼
🚨i have an announcement🚨 i have a bop crush and i’m about to make it everyone’s problem🖤
dean and i are moving my little sister back into her dorm today🚛🫶🏼