@jeffeljefe
yo one of my biggest pet peeves are those coworkers that need to schedule a meeting for the simplest thing that could’ve been sent via email. if you are one of those, go sit in the corner n think
Jeff el jefe
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Genres
Bopdrops
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brainstorming for words for my resume. drop down your fav resume verb or adjective
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this how well imma sleep tn just saw this video on an audit done of the pentagon. that waste, fraud n abuse is exactly what i see at work
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nyc ferry ports be smelling like booty but I wouldn’t change it for nuthin
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ive been growing this avocado seed in my crib. I don’t know what im gonna do when that shit gets bigger 😂
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00s tego calderon’s hits just hit different ngl, especially when you’re tipsy 🥂cheers yall
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last night’s election was no surprise
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confession: just thinking back on a class I had in college for musical theory with a blind professor. I used to pull up just to have him hear me say “here” during attendance and leave right after. I’m going to hell 😂😂😂
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does any one else have the weirdest dreams when they take melatonin?? had a dream about having a box of crabs but they kept crawling out, and i kept trying to put them back in wtf yo
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who was the one that decided to create Bulgarian split squats, i just wanna have a talk 😠
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i just peeped that Monday is president’s day. 3 day weekend, im fuckin hype y’all should recommend me a movie for this weekend. it has to be filled w action and with historical context
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just came to a conclusion that i prefer sleeping in beds that are not 100% ideal because I could wake up at 5am much easier SMH
