You know that noise that happens when you rip velcro, imagine that but 40x worse, that’s what WLR sounds like -Teedy Roosevelt

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My biggest fear in life is getting in a car crash with whole lotta red playing because then all the paramedics trying to pry my body from the car will j be like “this guy has awful music taste” -Teedy Roosevelt
Another day of living, another day of avoiding playboi carti music. #blessed #livelaughlove
I’m convinced Playboi Carti is actually a make a wish kid who wanted to be a rapper and someone just forgot to tell me -Teedy Roosevelt
Jack Johnson has this insane ability to make me trick myself into thinking I’m happy. Playboy Carti on the other hand... -Teedy
Whole Lotta Red is my thirteenth reason -Teedy Roosevelt
Sunday funday everyone. Take it easy, relax, and most importantly avoid Playboi Carti music. -Teedy Roosevelt
Whole Lotta Red is a very fitting title for Playboi Carti’s album because it had me wanting to Van Gogh both my ears while listening to it. -Teedy Roosevelt
Do yourself a favor today and listen Hunky Dory today. Do yourself another favor and don’t listen to WLR today. -Teedy Roosevelt
Playboy Carti music is actually pretty good when you can’t hear it and have kid cudi playing instead. -TDR
WLR is the pineapple pizza of rap songs.
Gave y’all a break from my amazing music taste, only if playboy cart mi would take a permanent break from his music -T.D.R.