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What do they call someone who is bad at wordle? @sydsimmonds And will be flying to Las Vegas for an açaí bowl @rorybritton_ in an hour
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Bopdrops
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Llama del ray sprites weak dei onene
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ISO: bad bitch (preferably male) to watch the Da Vinci Code with. If interested, fill out the form linked in Apple Music
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2nd best rap album to Kendall Roy’s
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Nothing gets me more motivated than Kanye talking about super bad chicks giving him McLovin🥵🥵 @addisonmae
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SUS WEEK DAY 2 FILM MAJOR FRIDAY In case you were confused about the instructions, just post something movie related. Or post death grips. Either or. Forever haunted by the image of Jason Nash wearing skinny white jeans in front of me in line for the Tyler concert. Ruined my night fr. Oh and if you wanna go see Morbius, just know getting tased is more fun
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Imagine if A$AP Rocky was called um...um A$$...Cocky or something. That would be pretty crazy
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Good capshin
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SUS WEEK DAY 4 ITS THREESOME THURSDAY MFS💦💦💦 Today was a bit difficult to choose for, but I had to go with this sexy duo right here. Nothing we do will be childish 😈
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I have some sad news, my fellow attractive music listeners. It appears I have accidentally updated my Twitter, changing the format and font. It is in these turbulent times that I am reminded of a quote: “Monkey see, Monkey do. Monkey pee, Monkey poo.” In other news, the Twitter update is fucking trash.
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Real hot girl shit😪 Go add some songs to my Economics playlist, the #1 rated collaborative playlist of 2021
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WANKER? I BARELY KNOW HER! Today we celebrate the bruvs, the luvs, and the BBC’s. Raise your glasses to da brits🍷🇯🇵
