Pedro Leon

Pedro Leon

@pedroleon

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Pedro Leon

@pedroleon

Turns out, when you spell Socks, you are also spelling the phrase “eso (SO) si (C) que (K) es (S),” which also translates to “it is what it is.” Hi, my name is [redacted] and this is something the government doesn’t want you know— *door gets knocked down* FBI! Freeze! *intense little girl scream from my lungs*

Pedro Leon

@pedroleon

This came on while I was jogging this morning, and let me tell you, I felt like speed itself

Pedro Leon

@pedroleon

This is a message for Duolingo: please give me back my family. I’m sorry I missed a French lesson. I promise not to miss another lesson ever again.

Pedro Leon

@pedroleon

Stop thinking that you’re not good enough for someone. Maybe they’re not good enough for you. Love yourself more than anyone else can!

Pedro Leon

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Listened to this while working out today and I can honestly say I’ve never felt more like a Greek god!

Pedro Leon

@pedroleon

You ever just get off an elevator cause you think it’s your floor, but it’s not, and now you have to take the stairs to avoid awkwardly getting back into the elevator and dealing with judgment from that stranger there with you? Yeah, that’s how I’m doing.