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Pedro Leon
@pedroleon
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I’m not crying, you’re crying
Turns out, when you spell Socks, you are also spelling the phrase “eso (SO) si (C) que (K) es (S),” which also translates to “it is what it is.” Hi, my name is [redacted] and this is something the government doesn’t want you know— *door gets knocked down* FBI! Freeze! *intense little girl scream from my lungs*
This came on while I was jogging this morning, and let me tell you, I felt like speed itself
This is a message for Duolingo: please give me back my family. I’m sorry I missed a French lesson. I promise not to miss another lesson ever again.
This song slaps so hard, it’ll leave a hand print on your face 👋🏽
We need to cancel the Atlantic Ocean because it separates Africa from the US and that is segregation #WokeMillennial
Stop thinking that you’re not good enough for someone. Maybe they’re not good enough for you. Love yourself more than anyone else can!
This song and this movie are SO UNDERRATED! Fight me on this.
Listened to this while working out today and I can honestly say I’ve never felt more like a Greek god!
60% of the time, this song breaks my heart every time
You ever just get off an elevator cause you think it’s your floor, but it’s not, and now you have to take the stairs to avoid awkwardly getting back into the elevator and dealing with judgment from that stranger there with you? Yeah, that’s how I’m doing.

