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please come back rizzle kicks this country needs you
maisie
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Genres
Bopdrops
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u can add photos now??? what better first picture than my gorgeous gorgeous girlboss dog
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straight to the spotify playlist this goes it’s so good she has done it again
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my bestie actually knows me too well i’m supposed to be seeing her NEXT weekend and i asked her last night what time i should get the train to liverpool for she was like get there for 12…. but u do know it’s next week not this week right? like girl actually no i got the dates mixed up and i was ready to book a train for tomorrow could you IMAGINE one time i managed to convince myself i had an appointment for something on a certain date booked a train left my house for the train station checked my email again and only then realised that date was yesterday like why do i do this… £47 down the drain for that stupidity too sigh
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the REAL pop princess, she delivered every time just had a coffee, two packets of crisps and a digestive for breakfast 😋 pinnacle of health fr, i know my dog thinks im an evil dictator because she’s got an upset stomach so her only treats are little carrot sticks, while i sit there scoffing half of a corner shop aisle on one plate
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this song could literally resurrect me
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watching variety’s actors on actors and the media training is SOOOO ANNOYING i miss when celebs would just say whatever tf they wanted bring brian cox back and put him in a room with miriam margolyes for the love of god, infact add robert pattinson into the mix and ill give them all of my money
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oh so everybody wants to hear insane hear me outs and all of a sudden chicken littles dad is too insane??? nobody gets him like i do 💔 buck cluck you will always be famous to me just look at him
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somebody left a spliff in the uber i was getting the other day and the driver thought it was mine ffs if my ratings gone down because of that say bye to your career sharif cause it wasn’t me i’ll tell customer service it was laced with spice
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when these 2 british treasures collabed something in the country shifted likeeeee i’ve never been the same since watching this why did i have to be 6 when this shit happened i would have sold a child to witness this live
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companies using actual good songs for their annoying ass adverts and tarnishing the song forever should be on the same level as a war crime my sister got some colouring stuff for xmas and let me have a go and clearly colouring is not for me because what is that abomination. i have no artistic ability whatsoever why is it so streaky and clearly i do not understand colour theory
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had 3 chocolate hobnobs for breakfast today, just shovelled in two bowls of pasta for my tea and had countless cups of tea and then i sit there pondering about why my stomach hurts 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔a true mystery
