@ronniepickeringswhip
my dogs new favourite thing is to stand at the bottom of the stairs at 5am and just bark until somebody wakes up and comes downstairs, thanks for that babe x can’t even be mad because she’s old and dying soon but can it not wait until 8am at LEAST?!
Heard It All Before by Sunshine Anderson · Your Woman
@ronniepickeringswhip
had 3 chocolate hobnobs for breakfast today, just shovelled in two bowls of pasta for my tea and had countless cups of tea and then i sit there pondering about why my stomach hurts 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔a true mystery
@malynn
couldn’t find my advil so I took an edible instead, worked like a charm 😛
@ronniepickeringswhip
my bestie actually knows me too well i’m supposed to be seeing her NEXT weekend and i asked her last night what time i should get the train to liverpool for she was like get there for 12…. but u do know it’s next week not this week right? like girl actually no i got the dates mixed up and i was ready to book a train for tomorrow could you IMAGINE one time i managed to convince myself i had an appointment for something on a certain date booked a train left my house for the train station checked my email again and only then realised that date was yesterday like why do i do this… £47 down the drain for that stupidity too sigh
@ronniepickeringswhip
oh so everybody wants to hear insane hear me outs and all of a sudden chicken littles dad is too insane??? nobody gets him like i do 💔 buck cluck you will always be famous to me just look at him
@ronniepickeringswhip
companies using actual good songs for their annoying ass adverts and tarnishing the song forever should be on the same level as a war crime my sister got some colouring stuff for xmas and let me have a go and clearly colouring is not for me because what is that abomination. i have no artistic ability whatsoever why is it so streaky and clearly i do not understand colour theory
@harleenn
spotify wrapped 🌚 top genre: r&b (obviously) top songs: heard it all before by sunshine anderson on & on by erykah badu ex factor by ms lauryn hill mary jane (all night long) by mary j blige i wanna be down by brandy top artists: lauryn hill erykah badu mary j blige india arie notorious b.i.g most listened to artist: lauryn hill (FUCKING OBVIOUSLY) and i'm a top 0.001% fan 😌 idc what anyone says my wrapped > urs
