@ronniepickeringswhip
nobody takes a nap as seriously as me i could win the worldwide nap championships got home from work at 4pm yesterday napped 5.30pm until 2am, woke up sorted things out until 3am went back to sleep until 5.30am when my alarm went off snoozed it went back to sleep until 6 and i fr want to go back to sleep but i have work UGH
Pack Up by Eliza Doolittle · Eliza Doolittle
@ronniepickeringswhip
had 3 chocolate hobnobs for breakfast today, just shovelled in two bowls of pasta for my tea and had countless cups of tea and then i sit there pondering about why my stomach hurts 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔a true mystery
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my bestie actually knows me too well i’m supposed to be seeing her NEXT weekend and i asked her last night what time i should get the train to liverpool for she was like get there for 12…. but u do know it’s next week not this week right? like girl actually no i got the dates mixed up and i was ready to book a train for tomorrow could you IMAGINE one time i managed to convince myself i had an appointment for something on a certain date booked a train left my house for the train station checked my email again and only then realised that date was yesterday like why do i do this… £47 down the drain for that stupidity too sigh
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oh so everybody wants to hear insane hear me outs and all of a sudden chicken littles dad is too insane??? nobody gets him like i do 💔 buck cluck you will always be famous to me just look at him
@ronniepickeringswhip
companies using actual good songs for their annoying ass adverts and tarnishing the song forever should be on the same level as a war crime my sister got some colouring stuff for xmas and let me have a go and clearly colouring is not for me because what is that abomination. i have no artistic ability whatsoever why is it so streaky and clearly i do not understand colour theory
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please come back rizzle kicks this country needs you
@ronniepickeringswhip
this song could literally resurrect me
