@ronniepickeringswhip
thinking about the time a jhus lookalike got onto the news for stealing a crate of lucosade on a segway and he lost his shit on his story because everyone was accusing him looool what actually happened to segways they had such a massive hype and then disappeared never to be seen again
IFTK by Tion Wayne & La Roux · IFTK - Single
@ronniepickeringswhip
had 3 chocolate hobnobs for breakfast today, just shovelled in two bowls of pasta for my tea and had countless cups of tea and then i sit there pondering about why my stomach hurts 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔a true mystery
@ronniepickeringswhip
my bestie actually knows me too well i’m supposed to be seeing her NEXT weekend and i asked her last night what time i should get the train to liverpool for she was like get there for 12…. but u do know it’s next week not this week right? like girl actually no i got the dates mixed up and i was ready to book a train for tomorrow could you IMAGINE one time i managed to convince myself i had an appointment for something on a certain date booked a train left my house for the train station checked my email again and only then realised that date was yesterday like why do i do this… £47 down the drain for that stupidity too sigh
@ronniepickeringswhip
oh so everybody wants to hear insane hear me outs and all of a sudden chicken littles dad is too insane??? nobody gets him like i do 💔 buck cluck you will always be famous to me just look at him
@ronniepickeringswhip
companies using actual good songs for their annoying ass adverts and tarnishing the song forever should be on the same level as a war crime my sister got some colouring stuff for xmas and let me have a go and clearly colouring is not for me because what is that abomination. i have no artistic ability whatsoever why is it so streaky and clearly i do not understand colour theory
@ronniepickeringswhip
please come back rizzle kicks this country needs you
@ronniepickeringswhip
this song could literally resurrect me
