@ajwalt
I did 20 pushups today and currently thinking about competing for Mr. Olympia bodybuilding contest. I also took steroids to increase my chances of winning but now I have a wart growing on my nipple
AJ Walters
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Genres
Bopdrops
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i hate racism and respect women!! I would definitely run into a burning building to save a honey-butter chicken biscuit from Whataburger (it takes priority over the children)
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someone hand me a fart gun from Dispicable Me and I’ll tape down the trigger and throw it in your house
@ajwalt
****IMPORTANT**** Im going to be eating a freakishly large turkey leg with no hands TODAY I’ll be walking down the road beating up bad guys while this song plays
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GUYS is there a little goblin in my head telling me what to do?? He keeps saying “kill Robert Frost” help help help help
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Nobody told me assault was illegal. I’ve been assaulting people for fun and I have 24 warrants for my arrest?? LEGO FORTNITE ADDED PVP someone catch me I’m feinting IM GOATED This song is so sexy and hot I love it
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I jus want my girl to wear a nice pair of neon shorts with a fortnite shirt :/
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YALL HUMANS are basically DOGS but they just train themselves. we are so content with so little and we lick other people’s butts. We also work hard for something and then we reward ourselves. RUFF
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Can we start calling “Papa John’s” something different? What about “pp johnson” Side note, this song is goated as balls
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WOoOHHh guys I’m tripping and faded right now someone take a picture comment down below your favorite hard drug! thanks for watching (cringe Allan Walker music plays)
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hey guys imagine if Ninja got a low kick to the jaw
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DONT GAMBLE I just gambled away my life savings + my children’s college tuition + my house + my dignity. Wife is divorcing me and all I need is a remote controlled car to make it better
