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6am- 9 hours later and we have touched down in Michigan weeooo 🚙💨 Our car is piled so high with cooler and other random shit strapped to the top it looks like the wagon from over the hedge
Max Utzman
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Genres
Bopdrops
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Tuesday is definitely The Worst day of the week, but its one redeeming quality is the taco tuesday deals at local mexican restaurants🍹🌮
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Fetty bop
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My beautiful golden child came home last night and I am 🫠🫠🥹🥰❤️🤯🥳 Click the profile for puppy pics🦮 #airbud
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After being on the bucket list for 6 years, I finally got tickets today to go to electric forest music fest😍🌲🧚♀️🕺🏻🪩🪵🧌🏕️ I’ve been watching YouTube videos about this festival since I was 16 and am beyond excited to headbang with the fairies in the woods of Michigan next summer
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Goated song goated album goated artist 🍋🌎🍋🌎🍋
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3 day work week got me feelin’
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R u wetting the toothbrush before or after the toothpaste? Or both?
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POV: it’s 2008 and you finished all your chores for the week and get to pick out ten $1.29 songs from the iTunes Store on the family computer to download onto your green iPod nano. You’re content with your choices, but as you’re doing your usual routine, pacing around the backyard pretending you’re performing each song to a packed arena of people, you realize you accidentally downloaded the explicit version of this song. You’ve made a grave mistake. You break down into tears out of fear your mom will find out. You run inside, tears streaming down your face asking your dad if there’s a way to swap the song because mom said you can’t choose songs that have the little “E” next to them. He asks what bad words they say in the song, and you say, with tears still streaming down your face, “I’m a vegetarian and I’m not fucking scared of him” and “don’t trust a hoe.” He says he won’t tell your mother and that that sounds like a terrible song anyways. You sigh a relief. #twothousandsbop
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Last day working on the farm today☹️🚜 going to miss all the free veggies Just had a job interview tho and I think it went pretty well🤝🏼 #andyfridays
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Mt. Joy day! 🏔️😁🏔️😁🏔️😁🏔️😁🏔️
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Happy #macmonday 😎
